The ORIGINAL Halo Machinima DA comic
Bringing you hilarity at the expense of others since 2007
(Claiming the rights if people start copying me)
A friend of mine (Alex) and I (Nick) started a webcomic called FPS on a different website, but have now (officially January 23rd 2010) since moved to here! I'm not sure where Alex is, but when he resurfaces, I'm take over the industry...for now.
Nick/idontknow164's bio - main writer and creator of FPS)
My Ten Favorite Hobbies:
1) Fiction Writing
3)Watching and Making Movies
3.5) Watching the same movies with creator's commentary
5)Not paying attention (oh cool a penguin
7)Laughing at the expense of others
8)Making stuff up
9)Posters (not THOSE posters. Pervert.)
10)Shouting "SHARK!" when the beach gets too crowded.
11)Sucking at math
Favorite quotes (i have a lot and the list always grows):
"All writers are vain, selfish and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives lies a mystery. Writing a book is a long, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand."
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."-Steve Martin
"Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him."-Mel Brooks
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."-Mark Twain
"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” -Apple
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."-Steve Martin
"Above all, always be capable of feeling deeply any injustice committed against anyone, anywhere in the world. This is the most beautiful quality in a revolutionary."- Che Guevara
"These happy endings are just too damn happy."-Me
"All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure."-Mark Twain
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."- Mark Twain
"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting."- Mark Twain
"Most of the kids who come to my shows seem like really imaginative kids with a lot of creative energy they don't know what to do with...[metal is] outsider music for outsiders. Nobody wants to be the weird kid; you just somehow end up being the weird kid. It's kind of like that, but with metal you have all the weird kids in one place." - Rob Zombie
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."- Mark Twain
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"-Phyllis Diller
"Tragedy is when i cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into a open manhole and die."-Mel Brooks
"I use a map to see where explorers have already been. Then i go in the opposite direction"-Unknown
"I would weep, but my tears have been stolen; I would shout, but my voice has been taken. Thus, I write." -Unknown
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
The many faces of Tarma (my channel made especially for stamps of Tarma)
Current Residence: Connecticut/San Francisco
Favourite genre of music: METAL!
MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic
Personal Quote: "And the peasants rejoice!"