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How to survive a horror movie/gameList to surviving a horror movie/game:How to survive a horror movie/game by Defenderofgo
1) Never have sex. You'll have a better chance of surviving
2) Make sure your car has gas, a fully charged battery and a spark plug. Otherwise it won't start. And even then, it probably won't.
3) For some reason, chainsaws, flamethrowers and shotguns are the best form of weaponry against the killers.
4) Two places to never split the party: A horror movie or D&D. Depending upon which one, you'll either get killed by the serial killer or by the DM.
5) If you carry a flashlight, make sure the batteries and light bulbs work.
6) Another flashlight tip: Don't wave it around wildly.
7) You know, rooms have light switches
8) Never open boxes, particularly coffins.
9) Don't watch VHS tapes. Go DVD, ghosts can't burn DVDs.
10) Don't play near a well. Lassie ain't gonna save you
11) If a house is more than two stories high, has more than two chimneys, has a clock tower and a fence running around the area with a squeaking gate, it's haunted.
New Constantinople: We Remember MomentsNate began to feel typecast as an assassin. Just because he was a Spartan doesn't mean he gets bored of repetition. Not to say Nate doesn't enjoy it, he just asks that they'd change it up a bit. After all, that was the second time in this campaign he had to assassinate a Covenant HVT (High Value Target). Once again, it was a Covenant shipmaster. Nate began to wonder how many shipmasters and generals the Covenant promote daily. He took out his knife and carved another tick mark on the stock of his sniper rifle; the fifteenth.New Constantinople: We Remember Moments by Defenderofgo
"The greatest rifle in the universe claims another one," Nate said carefully scratching
the diagonal tick mark to cross over four lined up tick marks.
It was usually now that Nate liked to reflect upon the assignment. Nate never thought about it, but he began to notice how easy it was for one man to sneak past the Covenant lines. Not just in New Constantinople but every other campaign he's been in. The Covenant always seemed so clumped in one place waiting for a la
Headhunter Team 3: (Prologue to ''Last Mission'')After two years of training, Nate-A164 and Lena-A113 aka Team 3 of the six, two man teams in Project: HEADHUNTER, were finally given their first Headhunter mission in the field. Headhunter missions were simple on paper, search and destroy deep behind enemy lines. How deep? Team One was sent to destroy a Covenant prototype weapon on Harvest. As crazy as that might sound, none of the Headhunters were surprised when Team One was given that assignment. They all knew what they were getting themselves into. They were told right from the beginning of training that the usual Headhunter mission had a 87 percent chance of fatality. They were also told that if they had any chance of making it back alive, each team had to work together as a perfect pair. Even so, they would probably die. It was no wonder the motto of the Headhunters was "Tomorrow is a privilege." It didn't matter if they were killed or not. Outside "the tribe" (the other Headhunters) no one would shed a tear over their deaths. ThiHeadhunter Team 3: (Prologue to ''Last Mission'') by Defenderofgo
The ORIGINAL Halo Machinima DA comic
Bringing you hilarity at the expense of others since 2007
(Claiming the rights if people start copying me)
A friend of mine (Alex) and I (Nick) started a webcomic called FPS on a different website, but have now (officially January 23rd 2010) since moved to here! I'm not sure where Alex is, but when he resurfaces, I'm take over the industry...for now.
Nick/idontknow164's bio - main writer and creator of FPS)
My Ten Favorite Hobbies:
1) Fiction Writing
3)Watching and Making Movies
3.5) Watching the same movies with creator's commentary
5)Not paying attention (oh cool a penguin !)
7)Laughing at the expense of others
8)Making stuff up
9)Posters (not THOSE posters. Pervert.)
10)Shouting "SHARK!" when the beach gets too crowded.
11)Sucking at math
Favorite quotes (i have a lot and the list always grows):
"All writers are vain, selfish and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives lies a mystery. Writing a book is a long, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand."
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."-Steve Martin
"Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him."-Mel Brooks
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."-Mark Twain
"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” -Apple
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."-Steve Martin
"Above all, always be capable of feeling deeply any injustice committed against anyone, anywhere in the world. This is the most beautiful quality in a revolutionary."- Che Guevara
"These happy endings are just too damn happy."-Me
"All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure."-Mark Twain
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."- Mark Twain
"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting."- Mark Twain
"Most of the kids who come to my shows seem like really imaginative kids with a lot of creative energy they don't know what to do with...[metal is] outsider music for outsiders. Nobody wants to be the weird kid; you just somehow end up being the weird kid. It's kind of like that, but with metal you have all the weird kids in one place." - Rob Zombie
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."- Mark Twain
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"-Phyllis Diller
"Tragedy is when i cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into a open manhole and die."-Mel Brooks
"I use a map to see where explorers have already been. Then i go in the opposite direction"-Unknown
"I would weep, but my tears have been stolen; I would shout, but my voice has been taken. Thus, I write." -Unknown
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
The many faces of Tarma (my channel made especially for stamps of Tarma)
Current Residence: Connecticut/San Francisco
Favourite genre of music: METAL!
MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic
Personal Quote: "And the peasants rejoice!"