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Torture has never felt this good!


I turned on the TV and immediately saw this. Joe Panik off Wainwright:




After the Cardinals hit two home runs to tie and retake the lead. At the bottom of the eight, Michael Morse steps up:




And fucking nailed it.

And, at the bottom of the ninth, Travis Ishikawa seals the deal:



Then i pranced around the room shouting "Yes! Yes! Fuck yes! That's how you end a fucking game!"

We're going back to the World Series to face that scary ass Kansas City team. I hope we beat them but if we don't I'm content with a Pennant. But there is something magical about my hometown team and i wouldn't be surprised if they do win. 
  • Mood: Excited
Does it even sound good? So this movie apparently taking place in an alternate timeline where John Hammond's vision of opening an Dinosaur Amusement Park on Isla Nublar, came true. No storm and no Dennis Nedry to fuck things up oh, and apparently life didn't find a way as apparently they didn't use sex changing frog DNA OR after they destroyed all the dinosaurs and buildings on Isla Nublar, the company that bought InGen, rebuilt everything on Isla Nublar and bred new dinosaurs, including velociraptors. I'm sorry, why bio-engineer the most intelligent and deadly dinosaurs in the series cannon? Doesn't that seem like a recipe for disaster? Shouldn't the new company only want to breed herbivores? That way you could have a "Pet a Brachiosaur" exhibit. Am I missing something here? I understand the want to breed awesome apex predators but once shit hits the fan, as we saw in THREE CONSECUTIVE FILMS, it just ends in lawsuits and eaten people.

Not too keen on Chris Pratt playing the main character, a paleotologist studying raptors. Sorry, but isn't that Alan Grant's job? What is Sam Neill in great demand? He wants to play Alan Grant again. Assemble the original cast (R.I.P. Richard Attenborough) and have them be at John Hammond's funeral where they read the will which asks them to do something relating to going back to the island. I don't know, i never wanted a sequel.

Also, I'm not too fond of the series' paleontologist consultant, Jack Horner. He was good in Jurassic Park and the Lost World but shit the bed in Jurassic Park 3 by making the Spinosaurus a carnivore. First a lesson from your favorite dinosaur expert, Spinosaurus was discovered in Northern Africa in the late twenties and early thirties. The skeleton they found was transported to Cairo Museum but was blown to pieces during a bombing raid during the Second World War. Around the time of Jurassic Park 3's development, they felt they needed a new threat because Velociraptors and T-Rex wasn't scary enough, so they called Jack Horner to find another apex predator as a villain. During the same time, they were finding new Spinosaurus fossils. But they didn't know it's diet because of how few fossils they found. But because of its spine, Jack Horner thought that it would be perfect to be the dinosaur to kill the T-Rex. Not only five front flipping months later, it was discovered Spinosaurus diet consisted of fish. Fuck you. Jack Horner is back to help in Jurassic World  where he promises a new dinosaur will appear and will scare you. He didn't say what it was but i can only speculate. A baryonyx, perhaps, another fish eater? I understand that the alligator snout of the spinosaur and baryonyx is scary but no, lets keep it in the realm of Michael Crichton reality.

But really, i thought Jurassic Park 3D was Spielberg's way of saying "I'm not gonna make a sequel, enjoy the original instead." Of course, Spielberg isn't making the movie. But with the death of Michael Crichton and Richard Attenborough, you think they'd stop. Of course, this is the same Hollywood making a Tetris movie...fuck. My only hope is taking solace in the fact that this movie has been in development hell since 2005, so i hope it stays that way.

Oh, I'm back and didn't do :iconkuroberri:'s tag! HA! I'm nobody's monkey! Tarma: Badass X2 by tarmaandlotsoftarma
  • Mood: Rant
  • Listening to: Sabaton

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The ORIGINAL Halo Machinima DA comic
Bringing you hilarity at the expense of others since 2007
(Claiming the rights if people start copying me)

A friend of mine (Alex) and I (Nick) started a webcomic called FPS on a different website, but have now (officially January 23rd 2010) since moved to here! I'm not sure where Alex is, but when he resurfaces, I'm take over the industry...for now.

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Nick/idontknow164's bio - main writer and creator of FPS)

My Ten Favorite Hobbies:
1) Fiction Writing
2) Gaming
3)Watching and Making Movies
3.5) Watching the same movies with creator's commentary
4)Sleeping
5)Not paying attention (oh cool a penguin :penguin:!)
6)Killing zombies
7)Laughing at the expense of others
8)Making stuff up
9)Posters (not THOSE posters. Pervert.)
10)Shouting "SHARK!" when the beach gets too crowded.
11)Sucking at math

Favorite quotes (i have a lot and the list always grows):

"All writers are vain, selfish and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives lies a mystery. Writing a book is a long, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand."
-George Orwell

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."-Steve Martin

"Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him."-Mel Brooks

"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."-Mark Twain

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” -Apple

"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."-Steve Martin

"Above all, always be capable of feeling deeply any injustice committed against anyone, anywhere in the world. This is the most beautiful quality in a revolutionary."- Che Guevara

"These happy endings are just too damn happy."-Me

"All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure."-Mark Twain

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."- Mark Twain

"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting."- Mark Twain

"Most of the kids who come to my shows seem like really imaginative kids with a lot of creative energy they don't know what to do with...[metal is] outsider music for outsiders. Nobody wants to be the weird kid; you just somehow end up being the weird kid. It's kind of like that, but with metal you have all the weird kids in one place." - Rob Zombie

"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."- Mark Twain

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"-Phyllis Diller

"Tragedy is when i cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into a open manhole and die."-Mel Brooks

"I use a map to see where explorers have already been. Then i go in the opposite direction"-Unknown

"I would weep, but my tears have been stolen; I would shout, but my voice has been taken. Thus, I write." -Unknown

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

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The many faces of Tarma (my channel made especially for stamps of Tarma)

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Current Residence: Connecticut/San Francisco
Favourite genre of music: METAL!
MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic
Personal Quote: "And the peasants rejoice!"
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Torture has never felt this good!


I turned on the TV and immediately saw this. Joe Panik off Wainwright:




After the Cardinals hit two home runs to tie and retake the lead. At the bottom of the eight, Michael Morse steps up:




And fucking nailed it.

And, at the bottom of the ninth, Travis Ishikawa seals the deal:



Then i pranced around the room shouting "Yes! Yes! Fuck yes! That's how you end a fucking game!"

We're going back to the World Series to face that scary ass Kansas City team. I hope we beat them but if we don't I'm content with a Pennant. But there is something magical about my hometown team and i wouldn't be surprised if they do win. 
  • Mood: Excited

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:iconmang0l0v3r:
Mang0l0v3r Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :dummy::cake:
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:icondefenderofgo:
Defenderofgo Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
Thanks :) I survived "Sandy"! Power is still not back on but i'm at my dad's office. You get my note?
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:iconmang0l0v3r:
Mang0l0v3r Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY!! Glad to hear that :D
And yes, I got your note. Makes it so much easier now lol.
That makes me half way done through the first page then
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Vampiredoll172 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the Fave
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Defenderofgo Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
NP. nice drawing style
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:iconcrystalistical:
Crystalistical Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
I love your comics, they're really good!
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:icondefenderofgo:
Defenderofgo Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
Thanks but...dont expect any of them made in Halo 4 though
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alexaioana99 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Student General Artist
Thanks for the fave
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Defenderofgo Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
sure...she's so fuckin' cute
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TheRealDeal911 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Student Artist
hey thanks for the watch ^_^
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